I Love To Read. My Education Is

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.