I Love To Put On Lotion. Sometimes

My Mom Always Wanted Me To Be An Actor. And I Started Going To Theater And Going On Auditions Young. I Only Realized About Five Years Ago That I Actually Didn’t Want To Be An Actor.

It's The Greatest Thing That Ever Happened In My Life, My Son.

If You Have Enough People Sitting Around Telling You You're Wonderful, Then You Start Believing You're Fabulous, Then Someone Tells You You Stink And You Believe That Too!

People Always Slow Down For A Train Wreck. It's Like Junk Food. If You Don't Feel Good About Yourself, You Want To Read Crap About Other People, Like Gossip In High School. You Don't Understand Why It's There, But Somehow It Makes A Lot Of People Feel Better.

The Great Thing About Having A Bunch Of Kids Is That They Just Remind You That You're The Person Who Takes Them To Go Poop. That's Who You Are!