I Love To Dance In The Disco,

I Was Competing In An Ipc World Cup Race, But The Finish Area Was Short And I Came Across The Line With My Head Down And Went Straight Through The Fence. It Was Only Because The Italian Team Doctor Leapt Out To Grab Me That I Didn't Smash Through The Café Window.

I Fell In Love With A Man, Not A Beatle.

When You Find Your Soulmate, You Could Sleep Under Their Armpits.

Around 80 Per Cent Of My Money Goes To Charity.

I Mean, I Eat Really Healthily.