I Love Theater. Just, It Never Spoke

I Had This Aunt Who Had A Career And Traveled. She'd Say Things Like, "when You Go To College, I Think We Should Go Scuba Diving In The Summer. The Scuba Diving In Portugal Is Fabulous." And I'd Be Like, "portugal! Holy Cats!".

I Have An Elbow That Bends The Wrong Way, And I'd Do Things Like Stand In An Elevator And The Doors Would Close, And I'd Pretend That My Arm Had Got Caught In It, And Then I'd Scream, 'ow, Ow, Put It Back!'

I Used To Be Very Unathletic. I Was Always So Gangly And Self-conscious About My Height. I Had Convinced Myself I Was Uncoordinated. And As A Result, I Didn't Want To Try Stuff.

Nobody Ever Said, "well If You Want To Be In Movies, You Should Go To L.a." Everybody Else Was Going To New York. So I Went To New York With Them. And Then I Was Like, "how Am I Supposed To Get A Movie?"

Having A Very Complicated Life, Or A Lot Of Problems, Or A Lot Of Flaws, Is Always Great To Play.