I Love The Long Grass Coming Up

There Is Nothing More Attractive Than A Man Who Is Not A New Man.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes.

Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up Till This Age They Are Regarded As Single Men.

The Memo's Chief Function ... Is As A Track-coverer, So That You Can Turn On Someone Six Months Later And Snarl: 'well, You Should Have Known About It, I Sent You A Memo.