I Love The Long Grass Coming Up

Hurting Other People Is Not Excusable Because You've Been Hurt Yourself.

In A Village You Can't Sack Or Fight With Someone, As You'll Find Yourself Stuck Beside Them In The Hairdresser's Next Morning.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.

Although It Is The Biggest Time-waster In Office Life, You Must Never Underrate The Importance Of The Memo. You Will Be Judged By The Volume Of Your Paper Work.

Bachelors Begin At Thirty-six. Up Till This Age They Are Regarded As Single Men.