I Love The Laconic. Clearly, I Am

The Writer Has A Grudge Against Society, Which He Documents With Accounts Of Unsatisfying Sex, Unrealized Ambition, Unmitigated Loneliness, And A Sense Of Local And Global Distress.

Self-pity” Is Just Sadness, I Think, In The Pejorative.

The Style Of Flirtation Specific To Classrooms Was Of Service To The Students All Their Lives.

That 'writers Write' Is Meant To Be Self-evident. People Like To Say It. I Find It Is Hardly Ever True. Writers Drink. Writers Rant. Writers Phone. Writers Sleep. I Have Met Very Few Writers Who Write At All.

There Are So Many Different Types Of Writers. It's Just Sheer Coincidence That They're All Called Writers.