I Love The Internet, But It's Hard

Tabloids Invoke Freedom Of Speech, But They're Not Interested In That, They're Just Interested In Who's Shagging Whom, Who's Got Drunk. And If You Take That Pretend, Faux Moral Standpoint, You End Up With People In Public Life Being Completely Boring. Like They've Had Their Genitals Removed.

It's Weird: The Leader Of The Conservative Party In England Is Two Years Younger Than Me, And I Still Don't Really Feel Like A Responsible Adult.

You Know When You're Thinking About What You Want To Be When You Grow Up, Or How You Want Your Life To Pan Out. I Couldn't Imagine Anything Better Than Living In A Hotel So You'd Never Have To Worry About Washing Up, Making The Bed, Anything Like That, And Having A Servant To Come In And Play All Your Favourite Tv Programmes.

Part Of Why I Started A Band Was Due To Feelings Of Shyness And Social Ineptitude. I Saw It As Some Way Of Being Able To Interact With People From A Safe Distance.

We Live In An Age Where People Are Kind Of A Bit Obsessed With Celebrity And Stuff. You Can't Help But Be Curious About It.