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Writing Is Like Building A Bridge While You're On It. If You Step Forward You Fall Off And There's Nothing In Front Of You.

Dating Is Just Awkward Moments And One Person Wants More Than The Other. It's Just That Constant Strangeness. I Think It's A Very Real Thing.

I Just Find That The Harder You Work And The More Effort You Put Into Yourself, The Better You'll Be.

I Always Tell People That To Be The Funny Person In A Steve Martin Movie Is Like Getting A Call That Keith Moon Wants You To Play Drums On His Record. He Should Be Playing Drums On His Record.

Man, I Hate To Get Depressing On You, But I Don't Have A Game. I'm So Alone, So Depressed, So Dark, No.