I Love Talking About Clothes With Women;

Twitter Is The Most Amazing Medium For A Comedy Writer. I Can't Get In Every Idea I Want On The Show No Matter How Hard I Try To Bully The Other Writers, So It's A Way Of Me Getting Out Other Comic Ideas And Immediately Getting Feedback.

I Have A Personality Defect Where I Refuse To See Myself As An Underdog.

I Initially Thought You Were Ugly, But Then You Walked Closer To Me And I Realized You Were Pretty.

Is This A Generation Of Orphans Who Are Going To The Improv To Do Stand-up?

Write Your Own Part. It Is The Only Way I've Gotten Anywhere. It Is Much Harder Work, But Sometimes You Have To Take Destiny Into Your Own Hands.