I Love Sushi. But After Too Much

I Was Always A Drama Queen. I Remember Playing In The Kitchen, Trying To Get My Mom To Think I Was Dead And Call The Police. When She Didn't, I Would Cry. I Was Always Theatrical. I Don't Think Any Of My Relatives Are Surprised.

I'm The Goofball. I'm The Person Cracking People Up.

I've Gotten To Where My Hair Is Like My Onstage Prop; I Need To Hide Behind It And Throw It Around - It's My Slo-mo Effect.

I Want To Work With Kids. I Would Love To Be A Teacher.

I Never Really Did Abandon My True Self. It's Not Like I Invented This Imaginary Person And Started To Be Her.