I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

I Don't Want To Be A Tv Star For The Sake Of Being On Tv. I Want To Have A Tv Show That's Based Around My Comedy.

What Was The Idea Behind Hot Pockets? Was There A Marketing Meeting Somewhere, 'hey I Got An Idea: How About We Take A Pop-tart And Fill It With Really Nasty Meat? You Could Cook It In A Sleeve Thing, And You Could Dunk It In The Toilet.'

I Was Still Rooting For Notre Dame.it's Like There's The Cultural Catholic Experience.

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.

We Tend To Outdo Ourselves.