I Love Shirley Maclaine, Love That Woman.

I Sincerely Apologize To Anyone I May Have Inadvertently Offended...the Bag Was A Purchase I Made As A Tourist In China.

I Mean, I Can Get Things Done If I Need To, But I Can Really Be Completely Irresponsible And Procrastinate Until The Very, Very, Very Bitter End. In Fact, Sometimes I Work Better Under Pressure.

I Eat A Cheeseburger With French Fries Almost Every Day.

Believe Me, You Can Get Into A Lot Of Trouble Being Sixteen Years Old In A Foreign Country With No Adult Telling You When To Come Home.

You Have To Really Enjoy (being Sexy). Not Fake Anything. Sexy Is Being In The Moment, Whether That Means Being Coy Or Coming On Hard. Faking Is Always Lame And It Never Comes Across The Way You Want It To.