I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

It's Not That George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People, God Made Hurricanes, Not People Who Can't Swim.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

I Find It Hard To Believe That So Many People Doubt The Existence Of God. I Mean, Seriously, I'm Here, So Is It Such A Stretch To Imagine That Another All-powerful Being Could Exist Somewhere In The Universe?

People Always Tell Me I Should Run For President, But I Don't Think They'd Give Me Enough Time Off To Make My Films.

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.