I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.

I Know The Bible Isn't Real Because It Never Once Mentions Me.

People Are Always Saying Bad Things About Them, But Really They Think They're Just Trying To Clean Up Our Planet. I'm Not Saying It's Right But, You Know, We Could All Benefit From Following That Example.

I Procrastinate So Much And I Get Distracted By Anything.

I've Turned Down A Lot Of Proposed Scripts For Scrubs Episodes, Mainly Ones With Aids Patients. It Sickens Me, Really. If You Don't Want Aids, Don't Be A Ice Cream Man. Or African. I'm Neither And I'm Fine.