I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

Minutes To Learn, A Lifetime To Master. People Just Don't Understand That

You Want To Know The Secret Of My Success? Let Me Tell You About Eugenics.

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.

Let's Face It, It's Only Called Scrubs Because I'm Saving 'zach Braff' For My Autobiography.