I Love Pity Parties. I Wish I'd

The Book's Always Better Than The Movie.

I Certainly Hadn't Expected To Walk Away From Today's Trip With Joint Custody Of A Miniature Dragon.

See? Things Are Already Looking Promising.

I Had To Be The Next Family Alchemist. My Sister... Well, She's Older, And Usually It's The Oldest Kid Who Has To Do The Job. But, She's Kind Of... Worthless. -sydney To Rose

Propriety's Never Been Adrian's Strong Suit.