I Love Pilates And Yoga But Don't

I Always Wear Make-up As I've Never Seen The Point Of Looking Less Than Your Best.

I Keep Getting These Extraordinary Letters, Really Weird Ones From American Sports Stars - I've Always Thought You Were One Pretty Lady And Now That You're Single I Want To Meet You For A Drink.

Being English, I Always Laugh At Anything To Do With The Lavatory Or Bottoms.

[on Her Seven-month-old Son:] When People See Me Carrying Him In The Street They Think I'm Being Attacked By A Short, Bald Man. But It's Just Me With My Little Fat Child.

I’ve Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I’d Kill Myself If I Was That Fat…i Went To See Her Clothes In The Exhibition, And I Wanted To Take A Tape Measure And Measure What Her Hips Were. She Was Very Big.