I Love Men, Even Though They're Lying,

Is It Better Not To Drink Alcohol And Eat Fried Food And Not Have Cheese And Never Have A Cigarette At A Party? Of Course, But That's Just Not Life.

I Spend A Good Portion Of My Dinner-party Conversation Defending America Because No Matter What The Political Agenda, It's Still A Fantastic, Amazing Place.

[moses] Is Obsessed With Hip-hop And Wanted A Gold Chain Like His Uncle Jay-z.

My One Light American Spirit That I Smoke Once A Week, On Saturday Night.

Because I Was Newly Pregnant, I Was Sick As A Dog, Yet I Knew All My Lines From A Year Before.