I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

Sometimes You Lie In Bed At Night, And You Don't Have A Single Thing To Worry About...that Always Worries Me!

Snoopy (musing On His Rooftop): Good Grief! Is It November Already? My Life Is Going By Too Fast. I Think Someone Pushed The "fast Forward" Button.