I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't

You Know What I Think My Best Quality Is? I Think I'm Nice To Have Around. I'd Hate It If I Weren't Around!

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

I Gave Up Trying To Understand People Long Ago. Now I Let Them Try To Understand Me!

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

I Have Deep Feelings Of Depression... What Can I Do About This?' 'snap Out Of It! Five Cents, Please.