I Love Mankind; It's People I Can't

I've Tried To Be A Better Person... I've Tried, And Tried And Tried! You Know How Hard I've Tried! Tell Me How I've Tried..." "nice Try... Five Cents, Please!

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.

I've Been Thinking... Maybe You're A Mockingbird... Mockingbirds Imitate The Songs Of Other Birds... No, I've Never Heard Of Any Copyright Problems.

I Want To Be Liked... No, I Want To Be More Than Just Liked... I Want People To Say, "that Charlie Brown Is A Great Guy!" And When People Are At Parties, I Want Them To Look For Me, And When I Finally Arrive, I Want Them To Say, "here Comes Good Ol' Charlie Brown... Now Everything Will Be All Right!" I Want To Be A Special Person... I Want To Be Needed... It's Kind Of Hard To Explain... Do You Understand? I Mean, Do You Know What I'm Talking About?" "sure, I Understand Perfectly..." "well?" "forget It! Five Cents, Please!