I Love Little Peter Pan Collars And

I Only Became A Celebrity Because I Had A Kid. Before I Was Pregnant Nobody Cared. I Joke To My Agent That Having A Baby Made My Career.

I Have To Make A Dress Out Of Recycled Materials For My Kid's Preschool 'project Runway' - Like Assignment. I'm Currently Fusing Plastic Bags.

We Didn't Name Birdie Before She Was Born. When She Came Out I Said, 'i Think We Gotta Go With Birdie, I Think That's Her Name.'

My Husband Has No Desire To Work With Me. He Gets Paid A Lot Of Money To Write Giant Movies. He's Not Into Humoring Me With My Projects.

I Love My Nose! I Was So Nervous When I Got Pregnant That I Was Going To Get That Weird Nose Spread That You Sometimes See Pregnant Ladies Get.