I Love Humanity But I Hate People.

Marriage...one Of The Most Civilized Institutions In The World...but...swimming Is One Of The Most Wonderful Of Sports, And Yet There Are Always Some People Who Cannot Swim Who Insist On Going Into The Water And Getting Drowned. Many People Spoil Marriage In A Like Manner. One Should Be Sure She Knows How To Be Married Before Rushing Into It.

Night Falls Fast. Today Is In The Past.

Dust In An Urn Long Since, Dispersed And Dead Is Great Apollo; And The Happier He

I Am All The Time Talking About You, And Bragging, To One Person Or Another. I Am Like The Ancient Mariner, Who Had A Tale In His Heart He Must Unfold To All. I Am Always Buttonholing Somebody And Saying, "someday You Must Meet My Mother."

April Comes Like An Idiot, Babbling And Strewing Flowers.