I Love Her Too, But Our Neuroses

Look, We're All The Same; A Man Is A Fourteen-room House - In The Bedroom He's Asleep With His Intelligent Wife, In The Living-room He's Rolling Around With Some Bare Ass Girl, In The Library He's Paying His Taxes, In The Yard He's Raising Tomatoes And In The Cellar He's Making A Bomb To Blow It All Up.

The Theater Is So Endlessly Fascinating Because It's So Accidental. It's So Much Like Life.

You Can't Eat The Orange And Throw The Peel Away - A Man Is Not A Piece Of Fruit.

Above All Else, Tragedy Requires The Finest Appreciation By The Writer Of Cause And Effect.

A Friend Of Mine Once Said That There Were Only Two Truly National Events In The History Of The United States. One Was The Civil War And The Other One Was The Depression.