I Love Football And Beer And Have

I'm Working On Inventing An Aerosol Spray That Repels Papparazi. I Haven't Perfected It But When I Do I Will Make Millions.

Everybody's Got Regrets. Everybody's Made Mistakes. Nobody's Perfect.

I'm Sort Of An Old Man, Always Tinkering In The Backyard. Since I Grew Up Playing Outdoors, I Still Like To Plant Things, Sit Out On The Deck, Or Go Hiking.

They Tell You That At His Age, All They Do Is Eat, Sleep, And Poop. And What I've Learned Is They Can Actually Do All Three At The Same Time. Who Knew?

Nobody Wants To Know What I'm Doing 24 Hours A Day, They'd Be Painfully Bored, Trust Me. At The Same Time, If I'm Doing Something Interesting Or Funny, I Like Being Able To Share That With My Fans.