I Love Depressing Movies And Depressing Books.

But I Always Like To Play Ugly People Who Think They're Pretty.

More Men Than Women Like 'strangers With Candy'. Pretty Girls Don't Like The Show. They Don't Like To See An Ugly Lady.

I Like Working With The Public, I Like Working With Food, And I Like Making Cash.

When People Tell Me They Are Going To Go Scrapbooking, I Say, 'why Don't You Make It Yourself.' It's Like Chocolate-chip Cookies. People Buy The Cookie-dough Roll And Slice It, And Then They Lay It On A Cookie Sheet. That's Not Making Chocolate-chip Cookies.

I Have No Desire To Carry A Movie.