I Love Comedy. If I Could Be

When I Get Off Tour, I Want Nothing To Do With Anyone.

I'm A Promoter Of Masturbation. Don't Sleep Around...learn Yourself First! Guys Do It, But Girls Don't. They Should.

I Hold The Record For Signing The Most Boobs In My Band.

Once I Got To An Age Where I Was Old Enough To Make My Own Decisions, I Quit Everything And Did What I Actually Wanted To Do, Which Was Start A Band.

Touring Definitely Makes You Appreciate Home More, So When I Can Be Home, I Like To Stay Home.