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The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.

I Had Always Functioned With Dignity, Wanting To Appear Intelligent, Macho, Never Vulnerable Or Insecure. But Now I Realize That... A Part Of These Comic Characters Is A Fundamental Part Of Me Too.

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.