I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger

You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm Not Normally Hungry In The Mornings.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.

I Was Born At The Right Time. I Was A Freak - The Only Young Player When Darts Took Off In The 1970s.

I Like A Drink, Mate. I'll Have Maybe 10 Or 12 Pints On A Good Night Out.

Nah, I Don't Watch Tv Either, Apart From A Few Sports Programmes. I Just Don't Have The Time.