I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger

I've Got A Nice Little Crafty Deal With The People In Barbados; 10 Days Out There Teaching The Locals How To Play Darts For An Hour A Day. Get Paid For That As Well.

My Dad Was An Arsenal Supporter And He Used To Take Me There, But I've Always Been Chelsea.

I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf Mainly. I'm A Bandit 18 If I Play Two Or Three Times A Week.

I Remember When We Were In The World Cup In Australia And I Had To Win The Singles Against Tony Payne, Best Of Seven Legs, To Win It. I Was 2-0 Down But Ended Up Beating Him 4-2.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.