I Love Being The Mayor. I Want

I'm Confident President Obama Will Continue His Unambiguous Commitment To The Jewish State In His Second Term.

If You Don't Like The President, It Costs You 90 Bucks To Fly To Washington To Picket. If You Don't Like The Governor, It Costs You 60 Bucks To Fly To Albany To Picket. If You Don't Like Me - 90 Cents.

Carter Couldn't Elect A Dog-catcher.

[the Un Should Remain In New York] Because Every Country Needs A Cesspool. And The Un Is Always Interesting As A Theater Of The Absurd.

Whenever I Leave Manhattan, I Get The Bends!