I Love Anything That Gets Me Outside

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.

In Vegas, You Have An Audience You Can't Find Anywhere Else. It's From All Over The Country. You Play Seattle, Everyone's From Seattle. But In Vegas, You Have Six From Seattle, A Bunch From L.a., Some Local Las Vegans And Maybe A Farmer From Iowa. In Vegas, You Learn The Ins And Outs Of Holding A Room Because Of That Great Spectrum Of Folks.

I Watch Some Cnn And A Lot Of Fox, Because It Helps Me Get Irritated.

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.

Going Up To Canada Is Great Because I'm Not Dealing With People Carrying Their Agendas Into The Room. I'm Lucky Because 97% Of The People Who Come To The Show Know Who They Are Dealing With, Whether They Are On The Left Or The Right, We're Sharing The Same Frustration.