I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

I Have Big Friends Who Won't Go Swimming Because They're Too Embarrassed About It. I Feel That's Such A Shame, Because Actually People Should Be Encouraging Fat People Who Are Exercising To Do It, Not Pointing And Laughing.

Each Generation Has A Backlash Against The Generation Before.

One Of The Guys That Used To Run It - For Some Reason I've No Idea Why He Used To Call Me The Sea Monster And I Was Just Looking Around For A Name And Thought That'll Do. That Lasted For A Couple Of Years Probably.

The Comedian Sticks As Religiously To Her Theme As A Dancer Sticks To A Diet.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.