I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

Who Do I Like? I Am A Big Fan Of French And Saunders - Not That That They Are Particularly Stand-up I Have To Say, But I Think They Have Been Great For Women And They Are Of Themselves Just Incredibly Funny Whether They Are Male Or Female.

I Made A Supreme Effort Not To Do That Thing That Parents Do, Which Is To Bore People Without Children To Death By Going On And On About How Funny Their Children Are, So There's None Of That Hopefully.

I Was Really, Because I Thought It Was Extremely Excruciating When I Watched A Tape Of It, That My Husband Taped For Me And I Never Watched It Again After That.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World: One Who Opens A Packet Of Biscuits, Has One And Puts The Rest Back In The Cupboard, And One Who Eats The Whole Packet In One Go.

Whatever Situation You Are In, That Is What Is Normal For You.