I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

I Made A Supreme Effort Not To Do That Thing That Parents Do, Which Is To Bore People Without Children To Death By Going On And On About How Funny Their Children Are, So There's None Of That Hopefully.

I Was Always Being Called Upon To Be An Honorary Boy Alongside My Brothers. I Don't Think I'd Be A Comic Now If It Hadn't Been For That.

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

I Like To Shock People.

I Tried To Eat Better Too, But When You're On Tour You Literally Just Eat Some Hideous Pork Pie On The Motorway On The Way To A Show. It's A Really Unhealthy Lifestyle: You're Up Late, Drinking Loads Of Coffee To Stay Awake, Drinking Loads Of Alcohol Because You're Socialising With People.