I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

I've No Interest In Fashion, Shoes, Handbags, Or Sweaty Shopping.

They Say Revenge Is A Dish Best Eaten Cold, But For Most People, By The Time It's Ready To Eat, They Just Don't Fancy It Any More.

I Have Such Admiration For Single Mothers. I Simply Don't Comprehend How You'd Cope With That Intensity, The Lack Of Breaks, Ever, On Your Own.

It's Got Too Much Hard Work Slapping Them And Telling Them To Shut Up.

When I Was At School You Got An Overall General Education, On Many Things, Even Just Basic Facts.