I Look Like A Down-and-out Drunk Who

Things Don't Happen To Me. I Happen To Things!

To Meet Roosevelt With All His Buoyant Sparkle, His Iridescence, Was Like Opening A Bottle Of Champagne.

There Is No Worse Mistake In Public Leadership Than To Hold Out False Hope Soon To Be Swept Away.

Please Put The Ladybug Outside Without Harming Her. (to His Butler)

I Do Not Understand This Squeamishness About The Use Of Gas... I Am Strongly In Favour Of Using Poisoned Gas Against Uncivilised Tribes... It Is Not Necessary To Use Only The Most Deadly Gases: Gases Can Be Used Which Cause Great Inconvenience And Would Spread A Lively Terror And Yet Would Leave No Serious Permanent Effects On Most Of Those Affected.