I Look At Everything In An Artistic

Someone Said To Me, "hey, What's It Like Kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I Said, "it's Like Kissing Hitler. What Are You Doing Asking Me Such A Stupid Question?"

They Gave Me Away As A Prize Once - A Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend Competition. The Woman Who Won Was Disappointed. She'd Hoped For Second Prize - A New Stove.

I've Been In The Movies For 50 Years, I've Made 130 Some-odd Movies.

I Can't Sit Around And Wait For The Telephone To Ring.

My Whole World Before I Joined The Navy Was My Neighborhood In The Bronx.