I Loathe Conflict, And I Loathe Not

If Life Throws You A Lemon - Make Lemonade.

I Think Bare Legs In Winter Are Idiotic. Unless Your Naked Pins Are Toned, Tanned And Veinless, It's Best To Cover Up. There Is Nothing More Elegant In Winter Than Dark Tights Worn With Matching Knee-length Boots And A Belted Trench Coat.

Isn't Three Quarters Of Life A Guilty Pleasure?

Age Is Just A Number. It's Totally Irrelevant Unless, Of Course, You Happen To Be A Bottle Of Wine.

Every Time An Article Is Written About Me Or Any Of My Contemporaries Who's Had The Fortune And Discipline To Look Good At A Certain Age, I Am Struck By The Tone Of Astonishment, And The Certainty That Something Is Being Done Secretively To Beat The Devil.