I’ll Not Complain About Your Boring Life,

I've Been Going To Russia Since 1979. I've Been Going Quite Frequently, And I've Always Had A Wonderful Rapport With The Russian Audiences And With The Russian People.

He's Been Dead For So Many Years, But I'm Still Trying To Impress Him. That's What Gave Me My Drive. 'look At Me, Dad, I've Succeeded.'

I Think People Should Be Free To Engage In Any Sexual Practices They Choose; They Should Draw The Line At Goats, Though.

The Ugliest Woman You'll Ever Meet, But She's Mine And She's Ugly.

The Thing About Vegas Is, I Don't Have To Fly Anywhere, And That Really Helps. It Means I Stay In One Place For Three Weeks At A Time Instead Of Flying Backwards And Forwards.