I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad

I Think All The Funny People Were Bullied. When They Talk About Outlawing Bullying, It's Like, What? You Want No Comedy Central?

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

Do You Know What The Good Side Of Crack Is? If You're Up At The Right Hour, You Can Get A Vcr For $1.50. You Can Furnish Your Whole House For $10.95.

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.