I Live In A 9 Million Dollar

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I'm Like A Junky Without An Addiction.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When The Sh-t Hits The Fan.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

I'm Not Trying To Twist People's Heads Around. I'm Not Trying To Say, "believe In Me."