I Liked Dallas Better Because It Was

There Are Very Little Things In This Life I Cannot Afford And Patience Is One Of Them.

It's My Firm Intention To Whop Cancer Into Submission And I Truly Believe I've Given Myself The Best Start Possible By Radically Overhauling My Diet And By Staying True To My Motto, Which Is: Don't Worry, Be Happy, Feel Good. The First Thing I Did When I Was Diagnosed Was To Turn Vegan.

My Definition Of A Redundancy Is An Air-bag In A Politician's Car.

Five Hundred Thousand Americans Die From Tobacco Poisoning Every Year, And It's Legal. I Don't Know, It Just That's The - You Can't Stop Giving People Organs Because Of Bad Behavior. If You Keep On Having Bad Behavior, Then Of Course They'll Deny You A Liver, Or Whatever You Need.

On Being Asked By Channel 4's Derek Thompson If He Owned Horses - No, Son. I Don't Like Anything That Eats While I Sleep.