I Like Women. I Really Like Women.

Three Times I Have Been Mistaken For A Prohibition Agent, But Never Had Any Trouble Clearing Myself.

When You Write, You Want Fame, Fortune And Personal Satisfaction. You Want To Write What You Want To Write And Feel It's Good, And You Want This To Go On For Hundreds Of Years. You're Not Likely Ever To Get All These Things, And You're Not Likely To Give Up Writing And Commit Suicide If You Don't, But That Is -- And Should Be -- Your Goal. Anything Else Is Kind Of Piddling.

I Haven't Laughed So Much Over Anything Since The Hogs Ate My Kid Brother.

I Deserve All The Love You Can Spare Me. And I Want A Lot More Than I Deserve.

To Get What He Wanted, A Man Had To Give Other People What They Wanted.