I Like When Things Are Hard; I'm

My Family Went On A Cruise, And I Got A Terrible Haircut. Fyi: Never Get Your Hair Cut On A Cruise. And I Had, Like, This Blonde Curly 'fro, And I Walked Into The Gym The First Day Back In Seventh Grade And Everyone Was Staring At Me, And For Some Reason I Thought, I Know What I Need To Do! And I Just Started Sprinting From One End Of The Gym To The Other, And I Thought It Was Hilarious. But Nobody Else At That Age Really Did. It Was Genuinely Weird

They Kept Saying 'it's Sushi-grade!' And I'm Like... 'put Some Soy Sauce On This. Get Me Some Rice. And Cook It. And Then Get Me Out Of Here.

I Never Play Characters That Are Like Me Because I'm A Boring Person. I Wouldn't Want To See Me In A Movie.

I Picked Up An Issue Of 'cosmopolitan' The Other Day That Had Tips For Job Interviews, Because I Was Like, "i Need To Get Better At Interviews." The Article Was Basically About How To Get Someone Not To Hate You In 20 Minutes. Every Single Thing They Told You Not To Do, I Was Like, "i Do That Every Day."

My Career Is One Thing In My Life That I Don't Plan.