I Like To Think Of My House

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

Things Don't Make Me Nearly As Happy As Talking And Having A Beer With My Friends. And That's Something Everyone Can Do.