I Like To Pay Taxes. With Them,

A Mind That Is Stretched By A New Experience Can Never Go Back To Its Old Dimensions.

Even A Dog Distinguishes Between Being Stumbled Over And Being Kicked.

Science Is The Topography Of Ignorance. From A Few Elevated Points We Triangulate Vast Spaces, Inclosing Infinite Unknown Details. We Cast The Lead, And Draw Up A Little Sand From Abysses We May Never Reach With Our Dredges.

There Is No Friend Like The Old Friend, Who Has Shared Our Morning Days, No Greeting Like His Welcome, No Homage Like His Praise: Fame Is The Scentless Sunflower, With Gaudy Crown Of Gold; But Friendship Is The Breathing Rose, With Sweets In Every Fold.

Life, Not The Parson, Teaches Conduct.