I Like To Make People Feel Happy

If You Ever Need Anything Please Don't Hesitate To Ask Someone Else First.

I've Had This Terrible Stomach Problem For Years, And That Has Made Touring Difficult. People Would See Me Sitting In The Corner By Myself Looking Sick And Gloomy. The Reason Is That I Was Trying To Fight Against The Stomach Pain, Trying To Hold My Food Down. People Looked Me And Assumed I Was Some Kind Of Addict.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

America May Be The Land Of The Free, But There Are Definitely More Ignorant People There. Most Of The Population Are Semi-retarded.

My Mother Encouraged Me To Be Artistic. It Was Written In A Contract At An Early Age That I Would Be An Artist.