I Like To Eat Crawfish And Drink

Bourbon Does For Me What The Piece Of Cake Did For Proust.

I Don't Like To Be Described As A Southern Writer. The Danger Is, If You're Described As A Southern Writer, You Might Be Thought Of As Someone Who Writes About A Picturesque Local Scene Like Uncle Tom's Cabin, Gone With The Wind, Something Like That.

Boredom Is The Self Being Stuffed With Itself.

Lucky Is The Man Who Does Not Secretly Believe That Every Possibility Is Open To Him.

I Sometimes Think Novelists Write About Sex In Order To Avoid Boring Themselves To Death.