I Like The Comfort In Knowing That

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

I'm A Spokesman For Myself. It Just So Happens That There's A Bunch Of People That Are Concerned With What I Have To Say. I Find That Frightening At Times Because I'm Just As Confused As Most People. I Don't Have The Answers For Anything.

Practice Makes Perfect, But Nobody's Perfect, So Why Practice?

I Never Wanted To Sing. I Just Wanted To Play Rhythm Guitar - Hide In The Back And Just Play.

We Were Just Amazed We Were Putting Out A Record. We Were, And Are, Still Learning. But We've Never Cared Much For Professionalism As Long As The Energy Was There. Like Our Live Shows: We're Out Of Tune And Use A Lot Of Feedback. That's Not On Purpose Or Because We Don't Care, We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded And We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough.