I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb

Austin Sounds A Little Bit Like Aston Martin, Which Is The Type Of Car James Bond Would Drive.

So They Ended Up Turning This Little Twenty Eight Page Book Into The Movie. And It's All About This Stinky, Smelly Ogre Who Doesn't Care What Anybody Thinks Of Him.

Having A Kid Is Like Falling In Love For The First Time When You're 12, But Every Day.

I Came Out Wanting To Be An Actor. From My First View Of The World, That's What I Wanted To Be. I'm Made Of 99 Percent Ham And 1 Percent Water. I Was Just Cooked That Way!

The Holy Roman Empire Was Neither Holy Nor Roman Nor An Empire. Discuss.