I Like Nine Inch Nails, And I

I Discovered I Scream The Same Way Whether I'm About To Be Devoured By A Great White Shark Or If A Piece Of Seaweed Touches My Foot.

I Like Feeling A Sense Of Unity With The Crowd Even Though Everybody Might Be Thinking Something Different.

I'm Late To Everything. I've Always Wanted To Have It Written In My Will That When I Die, The Coffin Shows Up A Half Hour Late And Says On The Side, Like In Gold, 'sorry I'm Late'.

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Or Lying Dogs Sleep Or Whatever. Time To Move On. People Get Divorced. Life Doesn't Owe You Your Own Personal Happy Ending Especially At Another's, Or In This Case Several Others', Expense.

If Love Is Blind I Guess I'll Buy Myself A Cane