I Like My Mug Shot. I Think

I Just Do Little Jokes All The Time And People Think I'm Serious. I Know Exactly Who Gordon Ramsay Is, I Know Exactly Who Gordon Brown Is... I Just Say Jokes But They Think I'm Serious Which I Think Is Funny And I Think I Kind Of Play Up The Image Sometimes Because - Whatever - It's Just Entertainment.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

All British People Have Plain Names, And That Works Pretty Well Over There.

I Don't Really Think, I Just Walk.

When I Have A Daughter I Have A Lot Of Good Advice For Her.