I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!

My Mom Always Said That There Would Be Haters. Not Everyone Can Love Ya.

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.

If I Could Pick My Wife By Name, It'd Be Whitney. That Name Just Sounds Right

Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin, Probably, On A Daily Basis.