I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At

My Mom Always Said That There Would Be Haters. Not Everyone Can Love Ya.

I've Flown Across America, I've Scaled Fences, I've Stood Under Windows And Gone Out Of My Way Hundreds Of Times. I'm A Hopeless Romantic. There's No Hope For Me.

My Mom Is Christian, And She Wouldn't Let Us Listen To Rock Music. So Me And My Brother, We Had This Tape Player With Head Phones, And We Locked Ouselves In The Pantry. We Were Fighting Over The Headphones, Sitting In The Dark Pantry Listening To Metallica.

Our Goal Is To Write Memorable Songs. We're Not There Yet, But We're Getting Closer. Each Time We Sit Down To Write, We Have Hopes Of Coming Up With Something That Will Be Remembered Forever. That's Our Dream.

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.