I Like Funny Guys And Those, For

Try And Stay Away From Dairy - Especially If You're A Woman! It's Really Hard On Your Hormones.

Life On Earth Is Like College And We're All Just Trying To Pass The Courses.

I Don't Want To Have People Get Completely Sick Of Me Before I've Ever Even Done Something Legitimate.

If There's No Sun, I Go Batshit Crazy.

Getting Married Was The Best Thing I've Ever Done.