I Like Coffee Because It Gives Me

I'm A Happy Person But An Angry Citizen.

I Can Pretty Much Guarantee That If I Do A Show In A Comedy Club, There Will Be Someone Who Will Come Out Of The Audience And Tell Me The Worst Joke Ever. It's Just A Guarantee.

I Don't Need Politicians Doing A 24-hour Prayer With Oral Roberts To Get Our Country Back On Track.

Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not Care Are Is He To Busy Ignoring Your Prayers

My Touring Has Never Stopped; From The Time I Started Doing Stand-up, I've Been On The Road.