I Like Any Place That Isn't Here.

... Home Isn't Always The Place Where You Were Born And Bred. Home Is The Place Where Your Everyday Clothes Are, And Where Somebody Or Something Needs You.

[women] ... Is Nothin' But Little Girls In Long Skirts, And Their Hair Done Up.

If Men Ever Discovered How Tough Women Actually Are, They Would Be Scared To Death.

Being An Old Maid Is Like Death By Drowning, A Really Delightful Sensation After You Cease To Struggle.

America -- Rather, The United States -- Seems To Me To Be The Jew Among The Nations. It Is Resourceful, Adaptable, Maligned, Envied, Feared, Imposed Upon. It Is Warm-hearted, Over-friendly; Quick-witted, Lavish, Colorful; Given To Extravagant Speech And Gestures; Its People Are Travelers And Wanderers By Nature, Moving, Shifting, Restless; Swarming In Fords, In Ocean Liners; Craving Entertainment; Volatile. The Chuckle Among The Nations Of The World.