I Like Animals Who Trust People.

Christians Talk As Though Goodness Was Their Idea But Good Behavior Doesn't Have Any Religious Origin. Our Prisons Are Filled With The Devout.

There Are More Beauty Parlors Than There Are Beauties.

Those Of Us Who Don't Have A Party Affiliation Ought To Be Able To Register Under The Heading "confused.

I Did Not Believe In The War. I Thought It Was Wrong To Go Into Any War. And I Got To The War, And Saw The Germans, And I Changed My Mind. I Decided We Were Right Going Into World War Ii.

I've Learned... That I Can Always Pray For Someone When I Don't Have The Strength To Help Him In Some Other Way.