I Like Animals Who Trust People.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.

It Is Possible To Be Dumb And Be A College President.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

The Average Bright Young Man Who Is Drafted Hates The Whole Business Because An Army Always Tries To Eliminate The Individual Differences In Men.

Making Duplicate Copies And Computer Printouts Of Things No One Wanted Even One Of In The First Place Is Giving America A New Sense Of Purpose.